labumb
A labumb is someone who’s so out of their mind, they think they’re the main character of a soap opera.
"You’re a labumb, and I’ve seen labumbs on the bus.", Friend after a wild story at lunch.
"She’s a labumb, and I’ve seen labumbs in the park.", Sister after watching her brother chase pigeons.
"He’s a labumb, and I’ve seen labumbs in the grocery store.", Dad after his kid tried to talk to the cashier for 10 minutes.