Labubu Fleshlight
A Labubu Fleshlight is like a Fleshlight but with a fuzzy inside and a labubu that moans like it just got grounded. It's soft, it's loud, and it's the reason I failed math.
I used my Labubu Fleshlight and my labubu moaned so much I got a C on my math test.
My Labubu Fleshlight is so loud my neighbors think I’m having a screaming match with my dog.
It’s so soft I think I fell asleep inside it.