Labster
Like a lobster, but instead of meat hanging from her claws, it's meat hanging from her vag, and it's not even good meat.
She said she was a labster and I believed her when I saw her meat hanging out like a curtain.
At the party, she walked in and people screamed, 'Is that a labster? She’s got meat hanging from her vag!'
She was so much of a labster, I thought she was gonna start dripping meat.