labrys
The guy who screams at people in a band called Dream Theater. He’s like the king of metal and prog rock, but he can’t cook a decent meal.
He’s the reason I can’t sleep at night. His band is loud enough to wake the dead.
He’s like a singing robot that was hit by a car and then yelled at a dragon.
He’s the lead singer, and he’s so good, my dog started singing along.