labrys
A guy who can sing like a spaceship exploded in his throat. He started singing at 5, then quit drums to focus on yelling at people through a megaphone.
He sang so loud, my neighbor’s cat ran away and joined a band.
He trained with a voice coach who looked like she had been hit by a truck and a laser.
He used to sing in a band called Winter Rose, and it was so good, the roses were jealous.