labristisize - To be so utterly trounced that you’re not even worth the eff

To be so utterly trounced that you’re not even worth the effort. Like when you try to do a cool move and it’s just a fail.

My friend tried to do a cool move and got labristisized by a toddler.

I tried to do a trick and got labristisized by my little sister.

My uncle tried to do a dance and got labristisized by a chicken.