Labreeska
A Labreeska is like a rare unicorn who loves to laugh, eat pizza, and punch people who don’t respect her. She’s quiet but dangerous and has a smile that could make even the devil blush.
She came to my birthday party in a unicorn costume and kicked my brother’s ass.
She made my math teacher cry with her jokes and got me an A.
She told my mom I was ‘perfect’ and my brother started a fight with her.