Labreeska
A Labreeska is a human who can be the life of the party, but also the one who throws you out of the party for being a jerk. Her eyes are like magic, and her smile is like a curse.
She texted me at 2 a. m. saying my life was ‘a disaster’ and sent me a pizza.
She made my ex cry by telling him I was ‘way better’ and he fell in love with her.
She showed up at my job interview and told my boss I was ‘a gem’ and got me the job.