labrb - When you say you’re coming back, but you’re really just goin

When you say you’re coming back, but you’re really just going to take forever and no one is going to stop you.

I said I’d be back in a minute. Now it’s been 20 minutes and I still haven’t come back.

I went to get a drink. Now I’m in the kitchen and I don’t plan on coming back anytime soon.

I said I’d be right back. Now I’m on my phone and I’m not even thinking about coming back.