Labraphobic
You think Labradors are the devil and they're coming to take you to hell
I saw a Labrador and yelled 'Go to hell!' like it was my last day on Earth
I ran out of my house because a dog was in the driveway and I cried like a baby
My friend texted me 'There's a dog at the park' and I said 'I’m not going anywhere near it'