Labraman
A Labraman is a dog that looks like it was hit by a truck and then kissed by a god. They are loyal, sassy, and will chase you down if you say one bad word about their owner.
My Labraman ran after the pizza delivery guy like he was the enemy.
He sat on my laptop because I forgot to give him a treat. I had to type with my face.
He howled at the moon like it owed him money.