labour (birth)
When a woman tries to push out a baby that looks like it was grown in a microwave through a hole the size of a lemon. Men can help by roughly rubbing the hole until she screams, swears, and the baby slithers out like it’s escaping from a cage.
My aunt said her baby came out so fast, it looked like it was doing a backflip.
My uncle tried to help my mom by rubbing her hole until it looked like it was going to fall off.
My cousin said labour was like being in a torture chamber and then getting hit by a truck.