Laborris
A guy who’s got more heart than a heartburn and less sense than a silly goose. He’ll be there for you no matter what. He’s got the best laugh and the worst timing.
He laughed when I cried. Then he cried when I laughed. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I’m your best friend.'
He showed up at my house with a pizza and said, 'You’re my best friend.'
He cursed my teacher for giving me an F. He said, 'You’re my best friend.'