Laborris
A guy who would die for you and then laugh about it. He’s got more soul than a disco ball and less sense than a donut. If he says he’ll be there for you, he’ll show up with a pizza and a curse.
He showed up at my hospital bed with a pizza and a curse. I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you’re my best friend.'
He would die for me. Then he laughed about it. I cried. He said, 'Don’t be a crybaby.'
He cursed my teacher for giving me an F. He said, 'You’re my best friend.'