Labor-Tooth Tiger
You don’t want to mess with a Labor-Tooth Tiger when they’re on a job. They’ll fight you with power tools, and they’ll win every time. They’re like a beast in a home improvement store.
My wife tried to stop me from redoing the whole house. I just turned on the drill and she left.
I had a fight with my brother about the flooring. He got a hammer, I got a saw, and now he's on the floor.
I told my mom I was fixing the wall. She said she was fixing the house. Now I have a new roof, new walls, and a new life.