Labor-Tooth Tiger
Labor-Tooth Tigers are rare, but when you find one, they’re worth their weight in power tools. They guard their home like it’s their kingdom and they’ll fight anyone who tries to take over their job.
I found a Labor-Tooth Tiger at the hardware store. He had a hammer, a drill, and a look that said 'Don’t even think about fixing this.'
I tried to hire a contractor. He just looked at me like I was a joke and started painting my house.
I walked into the store. The guy behind the counter said, 'You must be the new Labor-Tooth Tiger.' I said, 'No, I’m the old one.' He groaned.