Labor Dick
When you’re so tired from work that you just need one more nut before you go home, but your girl is in labor and it’s like the worst timing ever.
'I was about to get my nut and then my girl started screaming like she was being murdered.'
'I had the best nut ever, and then my girl started labor and I had to go back to work.'
'I was halfway through my nut when my girl started screaming like I was the one in labor.'