Labnify grunted and sent my emails. My boss saw it and said I was ‘hardworking’ and I said ‘you’re just tired’.

I sent out 30 emails and got 2 replies. Labnify said it was ‘epic’ and I said ‘you’re just dramatic’.

Labnify tracked my emails and told my crush I like them. Now my crush is texting me and I’m getting a stomach ache from excitement.