Labloodhound - A half lab and half bloodhound that smells like a wet sock a

A half lab and half bloodhound that smells like a wet sock and has the brain of a doorknob.

My dog is a labloodhound. It follows my stinky socks to the ends of the earth.

I got a labloodhound. It’s like having a detective who smells like a trash can.

My labloodhound is the reason I’ve never found my keys again.