Lablasted - a state where you're too f***ed up by Labatt Blue to remembe

a state where you're too f***ed up by Labatt Blue to remember your own name or why you're crying

I cried in a restaurant. I didn't know why. I was Lablasted.

I tried to dance with a table. I was Lablasted.

I said 'I hate my life' to my cat. I was Lablasted.