Labingo
A cursed creature made by mixing a squirrel and a platypus. It was born in a lab and died in shame. It ate JUULs and cum like it was a meal.
My Labingo just broke into my room and ate my JUUL and my mom's cum. I'm scared.
That Labingo is the worst. It looks like a beaver with a squirrel brain.
I tried to feed my Labingo. It bit me and then ate my JUUL.