Labie (lay-be) v. n.
A girl using her outer labia like a ladle to serve up something gross or someone who smells like a gym sock. She needs a full plate of roast beef to do it properly.
She Labied the boy’s face during the talent show and he ran out crying.
He got Labied by his mom and now he smells like a gym sock.
She Labied the principal’s desk and he gave her a warning.