labido labotomy
When your sexual energy gets completely snuffed out because something broke your heart so bad it felt like your soul got a slap from a flamingo.
My ex cheated on me with my best friend. Now I'm asexual and I hate flamingos.
My dog died and I didn't even get a text. I'm now a sexual ghost.
My breakup was so brutal I lost my ability to feel sexy. I'm like a sad noodle.