labidabs
Labidabs is a stupid nickname for your lover that means you’re both as cheesy as a milkshake in a meat market.
My labidabs just texted me a photo of a pizza and said 'I miss you.' I replied with a photo of my face and said 'I miss you too, you overcooked meatball.'
My labidabs called me at 3 a. m. just to say 'I love you.' I said 'I love you too, but I’m going to sleep now.'
My labidabs sent me a text that said 'I’m your labidabs.' I replied with 'I’m your labidabs too, but I’m also your ex.'