Labibah
The wild card in the group. She's hot, she's married to someone you probably know, and if you mess with her, she'll make your life a living hell. You'll be begging for mercy.
She texts you at 2 a. m. saying, 'You're dead if you don't bring me pizza by 3.'
She told her husband he was 'a cheese sandwich with no bread' and he still married her.
She started a bet with your friend that you'd cry if you lost.