labiatory
The labiatory is a place where you get touched and smushed to find out what makes a woman’s outside bits happy and how much they can take.
My labiatory was so intense, I felt like I had been run over by a truck and a donut at the same time.
She said it was a labiatory, but I know it was just her way of saying ‘I’m going to make you feel good and then laugh at you.’
He asked me to go to the labiatory, and I said ‘Sure, as long as there’s a couch and a snack.’