labial contusion
A made-up excuse for not hanging out. It’s when your buddy says they’re too sore to come out, but they’re just too lazy to move.
My friend said he had labial contusion and couldn’t come to the party. He was just too lazy to leave his bed.
He said he had labial contusion and couldn’t play video games. He just didn’t want to lose.
He told me he had labial contusion and didn’t want to go to the park. He was just too tired to walk.