My friend’s mom said her husband tried to make her eat labia salad with Caesar dressing. She said he was the most annoying man ever.

I saw my neighbor’s dog sniffing my sister’s leg and said, ‘That’s not a labia salad, that’s a food coma.’

My teacher asked me why I was laughing. I said, ‘I just imagined my dad eating a labia salad with ketchup.’