Labia pants
Thin pants that let your junk show when someone grabs your crotch. The worst kind of pants for people who don’t want to be seen.
My pants were so thin my junk came out when my boss grabbed my crotch. I was embarrassed.
During the office party, my pants split and my junk was visible. I was a laughing stock.
My pants were so weak my junk showed when my coworker grabbed my crotch. It was a disaster.