Labia Meat - Meat so bad, it looks like a woman’s labia after she went to

Meat so bad, it looks like a woman’s labia after she went to the gym and forgot to do her squats. You’d rather eat a used tampon than this.

This labia meat was so bad, I started crying and my friend laughed at me.

I got labia meat for dinner. My dog ran away.

My mom said this meat was so bad, it should be banned from the food pyramid.