labia length skirt
A skirt so short it looks like it was made by a confused toddler who got a ruler and a swear word
My mom wore that skirt and my dad asked if she was going to a beach or a fight.
She showed up to class in a labia length skirt and the teacher gave her a warning.
He said his girlfriend wore a labia length skirt and it was like looking at a pizza that had been stepped on.