Labia Leaver
A girl who’s too obsessed with new guys to remember her old friends. She’s like a dog with a new bone!
She left me at the restaurant for a guy. I was left with a plate of spaghetti and a guy who didn’t know my name.
She said, 'I gotta go. New guy just came in.' I was like, 'You didn’t even finish your burger!'
She ditched the party for a guy. Now I’m stuck with her ex.