Labhansh
Labhansh means profit divided. They’re lazy as hell but still smart enough to know how to make you feel better. They’re always there, even when you’re an idiot.
Labhansh showed up at my house at 2 a. m. just to tell me I was an idiot and that I’d live to see another day.
Labhansh is the only one who knows I failed my math test and still calls me a genius.
Labhansh didn’t even wake up when they texted me. I still got a reply.