Labetarian
A Labetarian is a meat-eater who won’t touch a real animal but still eats meat. They’re like a vegetarian who got a lab-grown meat subscription.
I eat lab meat, I’m not a vegetarian, I just don’t want to see a cow get slaughtered.
My brother’s a Labetarian. He eats meat made in a lab and still says he’s better than me.
Lab meat is the future. I’m a Labetarian and I’m not afraid to say it.