Laberoon
A total gamer who lives in their room like a cave and thinks the outside world is made of pizza and bad decisions. They might have red hair, glasses, and a face like a raccoon. Sometimes they even know what a breast is.
Bro, you're a Laberoon. You've never left your room since 2015.
I saw her eating pizza at 3 AM. She's a Laberoon.
He thinks the sun is a light on the ceiling. Classic Laberoon.