Labelreaderitus - You're stuck in the bathroom and you start reading labels be

You're stuck in the bathroom and you start reading labels because you're tired of being stuck in the bathroom and you need something to do.

I read the label on the shampoo and it said 'for all hair types' and I was like, 'not mine.'

I read the label on the toothbrush and it said 'replace every 3 months' and I was like, 'why? I just got this one.'

I read the label on the toilet paper and it said 'soft' and I was like, 'no, it's not.'