Labelreaderitus - You're in the bathroom and you're so bored you start reading

You're in the bathroom and you're so bored you start reading labels because you have nothing better to do and you're tired of your own thoughts.

I read the label on the deodorant and it said '24-hour protection' and I thought, 'I need more than 24 hours.'

I read the label on the cream and it said 'moisturizer' and I was like, 'it's not moisturizing me.'

I read the label on the mirror and it said 'clean' and I was like, 'you're not.'