LaBelle
A tiny-ass town in Florida where people count beans instead of people. It’s named after two rich kids who probably never got their hands dirty. They have a stupid festival about a plant that tastes like swamp poop.
"I live in LaBelle. It’s so small, my neighbor knows my business."
"Why do they have a festival for a plant that smells like a dead raccoon?""
I moved there, and now I know more about cabbages than I ever wanted to.