labcoat
A labcoat is a brainwashed scientist who thinks they’re helping the world, but really they’re just a puppet for some globalist conspiracy. They do experiments just to make the rich richer.
My labcoat said he was working for the government. I asked if he was trying to take over the world or just get a better coffee break.
She called me a labcoat because I said the sky was blue. She probably works for the Illuminati.
My labcoat thinks the moon landing was fake. I think he’s paid by aliens.