I asked him for help with the data. He said sure. Then he asked me if I wanted to grab a coffee. I said yes. He asked if I wanted to share. I said yes. He asked if I wanted to steal a lab rat. I said yes. He said we were labcest now.

She took one look at my failed experiment and said, ‘You need more than just coffee and a lab rat.’ I said, ‘I need you.’

They were so into each other that they forgot to run the test. The professor said, ‘I think you two are labcest now.’