Labbes
A guy who thinks he's the luckiest human ever because he's with a girl named Meghan. He'll do anything to keep her smiling, even if it means pretending he likes her stupid jokes.
He told me he'd die for Meghan. I don't believe him. He'd probably just pass out.
That guy's so in love with Meghan he'll even fake a laugh at her bad puns.
He said he'd walk to the moon for Meghan. I'm still waiting for the moon.