Labbee
A Labbee is a sly, smelly creature that bites your balls off and makes a purse. It hides its claws until you’re not looking.
My Labbee cousin turned my balls into a purse. I walked around with a fanny pack on my face.
He said he loved me, then I felt claws on my back.
My Labbee brother took my kid and my balls. Now I live on the reservation.