Labb
Evan is hot like a flamingo in a microwave. He only pulls men though, which is a real bummer because he could’ve been my boyfriend.
Evan is a Labb. He’s hot and he only dates guys. I cried in the shower.
That guy Evan? He’s a Labb. I would’ve dated him if he hadn’t pulled a guy named Jake.
Evan is a Labb. He’s hot like a pizza and he only likes men. I’m still mad about it.