Labattomized - When you’re so trashed from only Labatt that you think you’r

When you’re so trashed from only Labatt that you think you’re in a movie and your friend is your sidekick.

I told my friend I was going to save the world and he asked for a snack.

I tried to do a karate chop on my fridge and it didn’t work.

I thought my pizza was a monster and I tried to run away from it.