Labattomized - When you get so drunk from chugging only Labatt beer that yo

When you get so drunk from chugging only Labatt beer that you forget your own name and start screaming at the moon.

I drank 12 Labatts and now I think my dog is my ex.

At the bar, I tried to high-five a wall and failed.

I told my mom I was going to the moon and she called the cops.