Labataqua - A Labataqua is someone in the LGBTQ group who’s too confused

A Labataqua is someone in the LGBTQ group who’s too confused to pick one identity. They just pick all of them and hope for the best.

I’m a Labataqua. I dated a guy, a girl, and my best friend’s dog. It was a disaster.

My teacher called me a Labataqua. I told her I was just being dramatic.

I’m a Labataqua because I like everyone, and I don’t care if they like me back.