Labashcangni
A rice dish that’s like a fish threw up on your plate. It started in the Middle East, where people eat things that shouldn’t be eaten.
Labashcangni is the reason I now dream about seafood and regret.
I ate labashcangni and now my mom thinks I work at a fish factory.
Labashcangni is the worst thing I’ve ever had since my first math test.