Labargian
A Labargian is a person who hates structure so much they turn every simple task into a full-blown disaster. They’re the reason life feels like a never-ending war.
At a grocery store, he kicked over three shelves just to get to the last can of beans.
During a Zoom meeting, she screamed, 'I don’t want to be polite!' and started a dance party.
He tried to file a tax return and ended up burning the paper.