Labanna
A magic alien with a butt so nice it could make a saint cry. Has powers from outer space. Can cook like a wizard and is as nuts as a raccoon in a microwave.
She turned my pizza into a portal to Mars. I got a face full of cheese and confusion.
She told my math teacher that the square root of life is tacos and that he’s a weakling.
She used her powers to make my goldfish speak in riddles and Latin.