Labaneh
Labaneh is the stuff you see when you're too high to think straight. It's like the worst part of your dream when you wake up in the morning.
My brother said 'my labaneh is the reason I failed math' during parent-teacher night.
I told my crush 'you're my labaneh' and she called the cops.
My dog stared at my labaneh and ran away screaming.
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